Tuesday, July 8, 2008
What is it with this Jonas Brothers fad.
I think i ought to start chewing on grass and flash my teeths
Which has got me thinking
Horse chew on grass all time.
Smth that hardly needs to be chewed anyway
and i eat stuff like beef. stuff that u cannot swallow without chewing.
Yet they have ugly teeth and i have pretty ones.
That goes to show how important brushing yor teeths are little ones.
So please start brushing your teeth, the only reason why horse breath dont smell
is bcuz they chew on grass,which is probably good for their skin and enhances the shine
of their tail.
- -
I did not go to the gym today and i did not
get Megan's gift.
I went to YMCA and realized i didnt bring my member card thing along.
Thank you i like being genius.
I dont know what to get Megan.
For real, i have not a bit of idea.
I think i'll get her a gift card.
MAAARVELOUS, she wanted to get some all star stuff.
Thank you i like being genius.
We had artichokes and chicken for dinner.
Chicken is lean meat
listen up ya'l.
Chicken is lean meat without the skin.
Oh fuck you, what is chicken without skin!?
Its amazing,
people go to KFC and they peel of the skin and eat the meat.
Sometimes i want to ask them why do you do that?
But i know they'l either say "because its fattening."
Well its ok if u have it once in a while u people need to know how to enjoy life.
And the worst reply i can get is " oh u want it?"
Do some comprehension honestly, they'll teach you how to answer to the question.
Yeah so i was saying i had artichokes and chicken for dinner.
Oh rite and i fully understand u if u dont take the chicken skin
if the chicken is steamed bcuz thats grotesque
i know "some contradiction here!" but oh well, get over it.
Life is full of contradictions my friend.
And yes steamed chicken skin is fully grotesque and slimy and just revolting.
its like porridge stuck together with bad glue/white snot.
So yes go ahead if u like it,
its not wrong someone once told me steamed chicken skin is da shit
i could not look at them the same way ever again..
im sorry i just realized i said
fuck you what is chicken without skin?!
i get mad when people try to persuade me to eat the fried chicken without skin,
its like theyre trying to tell me im fat. and also they are trying to rob my liking
of it bcuz they cant enjoy EATING SKIN.FOOOOLS. U will go to a place where they dont
have
doors for your bathroom and u have to pee feeling uneasy bcuz people might make fun
of the weird colour of yor pee. Thats how impt it is to me. I feel uneasy if i dont
eat the damn skin.
AND Joanne,
youre PM says Jonafied.
I beg u please tell me it has nothing to do with the jonas brothers at all.
lol.
10:36 PM
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
What is it with this Jonas Brothers fad.
I think i ought to start chewing on grass and flash my teeths
Which has got me thinking
Horse chew on grass all time.
Smth that hardly needs to be chewed anyway
and i eat stuff like beef. stuff that u cannot swallow without chewing.
Yet they have ugly teeth and i have pretty ones.
That goes to show how important brushing yor teeths are little ones.
So please start brushing your teeth, the only reason why horse breath dont smell
is bcuz they chew on grass,which is probably good for their skin and enhances the shine
of their tail.
- -
I did not go to the gym today and i did not
get Megan's gift.
I went to YMCA and realized i didnt bring my member card thing along.
Thank you i like being genius.
I dont know what to get Megan.
For real, i have not a bit of idea.
I think i'll get her a gift card.
MAAARVELOUS, she wanted to get some all star stuff.
Thank you i like being genius.
We had artichokes and chicken for dinner.
Chicken is lean meat
listen up ya'l.
Chicken is lean meat without the skin.
Oh fuck you, what is chicken without skin!?
Its amazing,
people go to KFC and they peel of the skin and eat the meat.
Sometimes i want to ask them why do you do that?
But i know they'l either say "because its fattening."
Well its ok if u have it once in a while u people need to know how to enjoy life.
And the worst reply i can get is " oh u want it?"
Do some comprehension honestly, they'll teach you how to answer to the question.
Yeah so i was saying i had artichokes and chicken for dinner.
Oh rite and i fully understand u if u dont take the chicken skin
if the chicken is steamed bcuz thats grotesque
i know "some contradiction here!" but oh well, get over it.
Life is full of contradictions my friend.
And yes steamed chicken skin is fully grotesque and slimy and just revolting.
its like porridge stuck together with bad glue/white snot.
So yes go ahead if u like it,
its not wrong someone once told me steamed chicken skin is da shit
i could not look at them the same way ever again..
im sorry i just realized i said
fuck you what is chicken without skin?!
i get mad when people try to persuade me to eat the fried chicken without skin,
its like theyre trying to tell me im fat. and also they are trying to rob my liking
of it bcuz they cant enjoy EATING SKIN.FOOOOLS. U will go to a place where they dont
have
doors for your bathroom and u have to pee feeling uneasy bcuz people might make fun
of the weird colour of yor pee. Thats how impt it is to me. I feel uneasy if i dont
eat the damn skin.
AND Joanne,
youre PM says Jonafied.
I beg u please tell me it has nothing to do with the jonas brothers at all.
lol.
»10:36 PM
I realized how fun it is to look back on past happenings. So for future's sake, here we go